Quote ="Steve51"[iMonday[/i
"Right lads, Tony's left some notes. Today we're concentrating on ball kicking.
Right. The way we used to do it was like this - stand in pairs opposite each other and remove any protective cups. Gareth, your opposite Lee, good you can go first. Swing your leg as hard as you can & wallop him in the nuts. We go down the line in your pairs, Last one standing is the winner. Away you go Gareth."
[iTuesday[/i
"Ok fellas Tony's asked me to tweak your diet for this weekend. I've had a word with me mate down at the gym & he's prescribed 2 lard smoothies a day till game day. "
[iWednesday[/i
"Mornin lads. Tony's said today we need to toughen up in the tackle area.
The way we used to do it was like this - stand in pairs opposite each other and remove any protective cups. Gareth, your opposite Lee, lovely, you 2 are getting along smashin'. Swing your leg as hard as you can & wallop him in the nuts. We go down the line in your pairs, First one to flinch is a tart. Away you go Gareth..... Is the St Johns man here...Lee's a funny shade of purple"
[iThursday[/i
"Ow do Tony, aye the lads are doing fine, their diet has been adjusted as per your instructions & I've done a few old Bradford drill to concentrate on the areas you wanted to. There's a doubt over Lee Briers as he's been throwing up in training & looks like he's ridden a horse."
[iFriday[/i
Ok lads Tony's asked me to do 2 sessions today. First one is a video study. I've got a bootleg of Star Trek & there'll be a quiz after. Winner gets double lard.
Right onto the training. Tony's asked if we can look at winning the ruck by doing some wrestling. Well in my day we did Yorkshire wrestling which went like this...stand in pairs opposite each other and remove any protective cups..... oh have you done this before. Now Lee..... Leee ????? Any one seen him ??"'"
And your point is????????????????
