Right, as I don't have Sky Sports & my knowledge of NRL is poop (bar the British players) I'll go for a straight 17 made up of non Salford players whilst trying to stick to the 1 per team ruling.



1. Lockyer 2. Fox 3. Watkins 4. Mellers (purely to catch the bombs!)

5. Briscoe 6. Brough 7. Dureau 8. Mozzer 9. Roby 10. S Burgess

11. Gaz Ellis 12. J Tomkins 13. Morrison



14. Chase 15. Clubb 16. T Burgess 17. Meninga (maybe a liitle old now but can't be any older than Steve Menzies!)

patten

broughton

inglis

yeamen

richards

smith

holdsworth

cashmere

roby

scott

nero

westwood

wild



crabtree

peacock

godwin

ratchford



gleeson

sidlow

sneyd

neal

boyle

adamson



blanch

ferris

welham

whitehead

thomas

blaymire

If I won the lottery I'd buy the club off Wilky and instantly ban Swine Town from sullying (or should that be slurrying?) the pitch

With my lottery winnings I am buying myself a couple of pints



£10 doesn't go far these days.

£5 for a pint of Nuts & Bolts?? Jesus it's been a long time since I've drunk it.