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Ba****d!! Listen Daz I KNOW who is in charge in our house.
As I said to her the other day, "hey woman listen here: I wear the pants in this house, and any more lip from you and you be doing this ironing yourself".
And as for cooking....there's a laugh, I hardly eat a thing. I think I might have anorexia. I am in fact, Britain's only 15 and a half stone anorexic.
Still that's just one of the drawbacks of being a "toy boy". (TRUE), (as opposed to a lady boy).