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Couldn't him & Bernie Gauch set up 'Conspiracy Rugby' League.

Yes. For all the reasons you mention and probably a few others.

It seems strange he would even mention any investors. Surely any contacts he has in the US or SA would know who he is referring to here, and that's only going to reflect badly on their relationship if he is making things up.

Saying that, the guy clearly has a screw loose.

No serious investor would listen to Beaumont or take a look at his track record and think, "yes that's someone I'm going to trust with several million pounds".