Should only be used to wipe your backside on.

And yet, what is the most popular topic on the front page of the VT?

.....we fans seem more interested in discussing it than say, The World Cup that starts in a few weeks....so why lambast the comic that the Express is for replicating what is on these very forums?

Papers always go for controversy, isn't just our sport. The amount of coverage the Russian doping in athletics over actual action and Maria Sharapova has dominated talk in women's tennis, women's football probably hasn't had as much spotlight as they did for the recent England manager sacking. Controversy sells more than match reports or good news stories.

No chance to rough I always go for 4 ply toilet paper not news paper

Ben Stokes too. That made front page.