Quote ="wakeytom"American football? (I would say played in long pants)'"
Don't be silly. A 60 minute game that often takes four hours to complete, where each side has three different teams that take the field at any given moment, with players who wear more protective clothing than a soldier on active service, where games are stopped because someone may fancy a fag and a "touchdown" is scored by not doing anything of the sort.
You can't be serious