Quote ="Pumpetypump"A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"'"
A man walks into a library and asked if they had any books about suicide. The librarian says "Have a look at the end of Row S, top shelf".
The man goes over, and then in a minute, he comes back. "I had a look, but the whole shelf is empty".
"Ah, yes", says the librarian, "...no fkcer ever brings 'em back"