If he feels strongly enough about how great his drumming was, then I'm sure he will be back.



I promise I won't ban him this time.





(Not straight away anyway...)

I liked the "incompetent fool" bit. He/she/it reminded me of a slightly hammy villain from a kid's TV programme. Shaking his fist at inept henchmen.



Lovely stuff.



I think criticism of the moderation process should be allowed if it's inadvertently hilarious.

This has brightened my day.



Drum on my friend! Drum on!

You can gain solace from the fact that his ultimate sacrifice was not in vain for in his banning we uncovered a programming issue that meant he couldn't be banned





Unfortunately that just poured petrol on the flames and his resulting breakdown led to a lifetime ban - if the ban had worked the first time he wouldn't have gone off on one and might be back already {s}

Was it - wait for it -

































a whole drum?

Boom.



Fantastic.

Bet his neighbours love him, all that banging day at night.

Bet they cant wait for him to get a girlfriend.....

Oh it's all gone quiet.......

One thing at a time loz.



If he can't even bang a drum properly...



Poor lass.

I miss him

Shall we start this petition then?



See if we can drum up a bit of support for him/her/it.

Go for it. This ban's a cymbal of the repression of free speech.

Do you reckon you have a wide bass of support for that petition?

It would probably snare a few signatures.

I really need to read these boards often. This is the most entertaining thing on here since I used to post regularly.



And yes, I am THAT important

Is he not back yet?

Crash, bang, wallop



A pun thread has emerged.

What ever happened to Bang? I miss him. He and JT were an awesome "double" act.

Strict limit of one pun for each word-play construction based around top-shelf fermented sugar cane drinks.



Per upper rum pun

No, let him back in. Or the re-percussions could be serious.

A return of this poster would symbolise poor moderation.

Strike 1.

He has been getting a bit of stick hasn't he? He needs to grow a thicker skin!

It doesn't seem he will be growing it back here though