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| Quote G1="G1"Was the photographed member erect or flacid? I take it, it was fairly unimpressive?'"
Unimpressive? The Warwick Davies of the c0ck world would best describe it.
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| Quote Lawrie L="Lawrie L"Just imagine how upset they get if you offered a salad rather than a pie'"
In fairness, I'm not from Wigan, but if someone tried to fob me off with a salad instead of a pie I'd he-b!tch-man-slap them.
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| Quote El Diablo="El Diablo"In fairness, I'm not from Wigan, but if someone tried to fob me off with a salad instead of a pie I'd he-b!tch-man-slap them.'"
What if it was a warm, humid, day?
You may fancy and appreciate a chicken caesar salad over pastry and gravy?
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| I do wonder reading this thread with all the micky taking of Mr Charnley and is "special friend" just how many actually pack anything bigger?
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| Quote bewildered="bewildered"I do wonder reading this thread with all the micky taking of Mr Charnley and is "special friend" just how many actually pack anything bigger?'"
Defensive.
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| Well it sure ain't offence-sive
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| Quote bewildered="bewildered"I do wonder reading this thread with all the micky taking of Mr Charnley and is "special friend" just how many actually pack anything bigger?'"
I haven't seen the picture so am unable to comment. Nor have I any intention of searching the web for a picture of Josh Charnley's little fella.
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| me neither, not really my bag trawling the internet for tallywhackers. The only one ive seen is one that was doctored so nothing could be seen.
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| apperently it was not doctored that was it
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| Quote thebloodbath="thebloodbath"What if it was a warm, humid, day?
You may fancy and appreciate a chicken caesar salad over pastry and gravy?'"
I usually like you, so I'm prepared to overlook this transgression.
Don't let it happen again.
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| Quote bewildered="bewildered"I do wonder reading this thread with all the micky taking of Mr Charnley and is "special friend" just how many actually pack anything bigger?'"
I've not got the biggest but you certainly wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a wart 
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| Quote El Diablo="El Diablo"I usually like you, so I'm prepared to overlook this transgression.
Don't let it happen again.'"
I don't like you.
I also don't dislike you.
You fall between the cracks 
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| Size is no guarantee of quality Baldrick. Most horses are very well endowed but that does not necessarily make them sensitive lovers
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| It's not the size of the wand it's the magic in it ! Harry potter

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| Quote gulfcoast_highwayman="gulfcoast_highwayman"Size is no guarantee of quality Baldrick. Most horses are very well endowed but that does not necessarily make them sensitive lovers'"
I worked with an Aussie girl once who maintained that she would choose a bloke with a big one because, in her words, "Y'kin teach him iverything ilse".
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| Quote El Barbudo="El Barbudo"I worked with an Aussie girl once who maintained that she would choose a bloke with a big one because, in her words, "Y'kin teach him iverything ilse".'"
Some skills cannot be taught 
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| Us blokes are a more discreet specimen when compared to the ladies.
How often or over-used is the 'small-cock' insult.
You don't hear as often about the monster vaginas knocking about..........
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| Mine is big enough to fill two prams.
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| It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion in the ocean.
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| Quote thebloodbath="thebloodbath"I don't like you.
I also don't dislike you.
You fall between the cracks
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I have no intention of going anywhere near any of your cracks.
Unless it gets really cold.
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| Quote El Diablo="El Diablo"I have no intention of going anywhere near any of your cracks.
Unless it gets really cold.'"
There's a reasonable chance you won't get infected.
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| Quote thebloodbath="thebloodbath"There's a reasonable chance you won't get infected.'"
I like those odds!
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| Quote Macca_Rhinos="Macca_Rhinos"It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion in the ocean.'"
The war cry of the those left wanting in the pant department.
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| To steal from the Viz Profanisaurus, Charnley's nickname should be 'Ethel', in honour of the Eastenders character who had a little willie.
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