It's too late for making up a chant, or a terri-brill fish/sea/nautical pun but I can't stop saying his full name to the tune of Agadoo. Maybe if someone wants to work with that. I'll start you off with a verse:



Aaaaa-daaaaaaam Cuth-bert-son

Came from Australia in some thongs

Adam Cuth-bert-son

*this line would've been far easier had he been from Wollongong*

I like it.



Aaaaaaa-daaaamm Cuth-Bert-Son

He's an Aussie, plays for Leeds

Adam Cuth-Bert-Son

Will smash your players to their Knees

To the left to the right

His offloading is a sight

Come and watch every week

And sing the Hula-Melody!

Get that submitted for next years Eurovision! Deffo the right standard for that "competition"

I'd get more points than this years England entry. At least 6!