Announcement as Wigan cup final special train pulls into London - Can you please put your clocks forward 40 years.

Is that really the best you can do ?

With comments like that you really should be on the Edinburgh fringe

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Anyhow, thanks for the entertainment during the last two weeks, most of it has been given and taken in the true spirit of the game.

Lets hope its a great game and that we show the kick & clap brigade what the oval shaped ball was designed for.

Have a safe journey there and back, and of course may the best (Wigan) team win

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Hope we see some good picks of the Hicks returning to the sticks/Hickville

I counted 11 Norweb shirts, 2 flat caps and only a few rosettes.

Are you still Upper Ramsbottom ?

Another side splitter Admiral, every comedian in the land must be worried about talent like yours