A carpenter would do fine considering the lumps of wood in your team.
Mind you, you lot wouldn't be happy if the man from Nazareth and his Mum and Dad were coaching. You may be better off with Dale Winton and Paul O'Grady as your coaching supremos

Leeds nickname of Whinos is extremely apt.

Correct, but... any critique of GH is frowned upon here. The majority prefer to shoot the tea boy instead.

you pedant.

But thanks for pointing it out to me, early morning postings.

That one always reminds me of Phoenix Nights. Which always makes me laugh. I need a laugh on a Tuesday morning.

I'm thinking of the word............nonce

"Is there a 'John' in the room?"