There's one that a terrible poster called "cab crab" going around making stupid threads that will be locked shortly.

Also, is your caps lock broken or are you just bashing your keyboard in the hope words are typed out?

Yawn, now go and play nice child

There is also a theory that if you put a monkey in a room with a typewriter, it will almost surely bash out the complete works of Shakespeare; how are you getting along with that?

I've heard one. Apparently a taxi driver who has been neurologically compromised by multiple STDs is confined to an isolation room in a specialist hosptal, and the only warped pleasure they have left in life is to try and provoke decent,upstanding RL fans by posting drivel on their nice friendly forums.

Just take the medicine and shut up!

What he

said!!