Quote ="BostonSpaTiger"Why don't you both find a conker each and play until there is a winner'"
That would require the completion of some comprehensive risk assessments and a method statement to be submitted by both participants, for consideration by the next meeting of the Health & Safety Committee.
Furthermore, we don't support the concept of 'winning' - what's important is that people took part and enjoyed themselves.
Other than that, it's a good idea.