OK, if we're going to play the name game, I can offer you :



High Noone (Paul)

A "magic" performance by Nixon (David for those of us old enough to remember)

The Barrow fans will be "United" behind Rooney

The tension will be like a Coyled spring





I think I need a lie down now!

If you fancy having a laugh we've also got Dave Allen







I'm starting to show my true age now

Thank the Lord Wayne Kerr doesn't play for either side

Well seing as we are being like that, our Bowman (both of them) will shoot the Raiders down before they get close to Fax's glorious Greenwood and Fax fans will shout with Glee-son as Fax take the cash home in a wheel Barrow

Oh My Goddard what are you Govin on about?



This is turning into a game of cops and roberts

It'll be a "Black" night in Barra. If you think you'll take the spoils, you're talking a load of Maloney.



Our defence is made or Steele with a foundation of Clay. Do one...We've sent you to Coventry