Resign and resign, or resign and re-sign?

I am patient. What are you on about?

Yes but Carrow Road is Norwich not Ipswich.

A player has resigned.





What does that mean? He will never play again, or will be playing next season? I'd go for 'resign and re-sign' to ease the confusion. Or just say that he's signed again.

Why is Katie Price in the papers every effin day?

I am sure you can tell me which post the re-sign, resign etc relates to. If the reply quoting that referred back to that (as any intelligent poster would) we might have seen the relevance of a seemingly random replay. Now I am quite patient. but I really don't appreciate random postings on threads.



ok?

sorry,thought you were a 'tractor boy'

What's a 'kick' in snooker exactly?

Questions you're afraid to ask! No wonder if you get that type of reply.



As for the reply to my question? Agreed.

Did you get your job because of your lack of intelligence or the colour of your skin?



That question I was not afraid to ask a council pen-pusher... Maybe I should have re-phrased it, she went on long-term sick the next day

Surely, they'd be Holles?

Why are Poles Pol"a"es?

How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work ?



Can Catholic chefs use French lettuce ?

Why is there only one monopolies commision?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Where do James Bond villains get all their minnions from? They're hardly going to advertise in the job centre.



Who on God's good earth finds Katie Price even the slightest bit attractive?



Why is Bargain Booze called bargain anymore. It isn't.



Ed Byrne....why?

Keeping him "honest", as in "that nippy winger is keeping the defender honest". Why?

Because people keep buying those papers regardless.

if you don't want Katie Price in your daily paper ... read a different one.

I would do,but then on the tele page it is telling me she is on Sky every day,

I know she has her knockers ,but we don`t need `em every day.

Why do women do that "fanning their faces with their hands" thing?



What is Fiona Bruce for?



At what stage does a has-been-and-never-was-any-good performer become a "national treasure" ?

How come water sourced from mystical wells millions of years old has a "best before" date?

I'm not sure, but winner of last year's Rear of the year, and [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-494717/Fiona-Bruce-dishes-news--fishnets-minidress.htmlthis piccy[/url apparently provide some clues

corrrrrr !









she could have me if she played her cards right .....

At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to ask for a key to the back door?

After you've taken her for a meal up the Oxo Tower.

Agreed. I'll switch the news off if I know she is reading it. What IS with the shaking head??