Pretty Boy wrote:we tried using it as a way of getting women.Saying we had a fight to see who was hardest and call it a draw.Unfortunatly the women saw through our drunken states and decided a night with either me or Neil would be a bad thing.

Pretty Boy wrote:we tried using it as a way of getting women.Saying we had a fight to see who was hardest and call it a draw.Unfortunatly the women saw through our drunken states and decided a night with either me or Neil would be a bad thing.

Bonzo wrote:I'm sure we'll come up with a better plan for next time. Are you off back to the hospital with your eye at all? You could try nicking some crutches!

picasso1 wrote:can't remember you using that one on Friday night, was this in Bondi

Pretty Boy wrote:Better still i could get some bandages put one round my crotch and ask girls to kiss it better.

or

the best chat up line in Bondi is

You're ugly but you intrigue me

Bonzo wrote:That lass in pink wasn't ugly!

Pretty Boy wrote:i think that lass was scared of the bulge that appeared in your pants everytime you looked at her

Pretty Boy wrote:Better still i could get some bandages put one round my crotch and ask girls to kiss it better.

or

the best chat up line in Bondi is

You're ugly but you intrigue me

Bonzo wrote::lol:

Then I went to the upstairs bar and saw that barmaid I had to take a step back from the bar.