Awful. Looks like kisses & lipstick smears.

"Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you!"

"No Darling; it's this year's home strip."

Very useful!

Seriously, Reffy (hello), Bongser politely differs. Like the kit as it references the old and the new - traditional colours with a leopard print twist. It should also make early season identification of new players easier than the black numbering and lettering (on a half black kit) did last term.

Realise that kit sponsorship is vital to the club and the treasury at Bongser Towers will be raided for the finished, more cluttered article but, BOY! would this party love a virgin issue!

Christmas would seem appropriate.