Septimius Severus wrote:Can we sign Inu as kicking coach?
He'd wear leopard print boots and use "spotted hair dye".
When coaching, he'd do worse than to adapt the lyrics to a melody written by another clown called Charlie:
"Light up your face with gladness,
Hide every trace of sadness
Fine, the touchline may be ever so near
You must convert the Leigh tries;
You’ve got the thighs and eyes.
You’ll find your kick will fly a mile
If you’ll just
Smile!"
Up the Comics!