Craig_David wrote:Eu band lightbulbs, made it illegal to say water stops dehydration all nhs leaflets say drinking fluids not drinking water because they will get 2 years in prison. That’s a law from Brussels. Brussels also making councils all woke and stopping people putting Union jacks up during the World Cup!
This is good stuff. I think you could have included people being arrested for eating bent bananas and prawn cocktail crisps too though.
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The Ghost of '99 wrote:This is good stuff. I think you could have included people being arrested for eating bent bananas and prawn cocktail crisps too though.
What are you on about? Think your really clever probably pantronising lefty. Bet you actually a scratter though.
Think your Better than me in you primark clothes and there’s me sat her in Cp company
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And remember when the EU banned double decker buses to spite us? That's why you don't see them any more. I think they might have banned Double Decker chocolate bars too.
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I hope you are just playing being stupid but these days you never know. The majority of the price of petrol goes to the government in fuel duty which they set and VAT.
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The other major issue with the EU is the Veto - it is meaningless.
Your job is to say to yourself on a job interview does the hiring manager likes me or not. If you aren't a particular manager's cup of tea, you haven't failed -- you've dodged a bullet.
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The Ghost of '99 wrote:And remember when the EU banned double decker buses to spite us? That's why you don't see them any more. I think they might have banned Double Decker chocolate bars too.
No they didn’t I hate the undemocratic eu but that’s just stupid
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Scarlet Pimpernell wrote:Who was it who wrote a made up story about the EU and straight bananas, oh I know it was de Pfeffel a well known stranger to the truth.
Of course... The straight bananas, the EU condoms, the EU banning double deckers, the EU banning prawn cocktail crisps - these were all lies made up by Johnson when he was the Daily Telegraph's EU correspondent.
Everyone, even at the EU, thought it was funny at the time. They didn't realise how gullible fools in the UK lapped up every word, how the deception was formenting anti-European sentiment. They had no idea how dangerous it all was.
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