I’m relaxed to the point of resignation.

What is that you are waiting to see that we haven’t already seen?

It speaks volumes when Boris’ biggest lover Chissett, hasn’t said a word about him for days

He's probably waiting for the official report.

With Civil Servants "ordered" back to work, there's likely to be a party at no 10 next week .
It would be great if it could double up as Bojo's leaving do.

I've just set up a marine fish tank this week to go with the two tropical tanks I already have, I've spent all week trying to communicate with the new fish in it as it's quite obvious they are more intelligent than you and not really to my surprise aren't as predictable, I was going to name them after you and your family on here but I haven't got enough fish yet, might call the good looking one dprifferol though 1/10 for predictability 0/10 for content and -1/10 for originality, btw not sure what it's got to do with the thread title.

P.s PM me if you ever get anything of interest to talk about, it saves getting underfoot on here

You could have just pretended you were on holiday to cover your embarrassment at what's happened to your hero, no one would have known.

Wouldn't that have been some cover up!, I'd be as guilty as him then according to you, now that would be embarrassing.
Somebody would have guessed though.

Well that’s a lie because you were posting in other threads lmao

A liar, just like your hero lol

Gosh, that's a bit strong, have you any proof the Pm is lying or are you just going on hearsay?
The fish are doing fine thanks for asking, I've put my iphone in the tank and they are quite happy and relaxed listening to my playlist, plenty of time now to monitor Boris and his team making sure they're up to speed and carrying on the good work

Yes Johnson's lies have been pretty well covered the past week or so.

So terribly unfortunate that you've been too "busy" with your "fish" to read or hear about it.