Give Boris a break Chissy it’s only killing 80 odd year olds

You'll have to help us out here and give us a clue, your half a page in front of me on this one, I don't want to finish up on a sticky end.

By the time he admitted there was a problem, we'd probably all be dead.

His defence minister would no doubt be taking "a much deserved holiday" and he's be "expanding his family" or doing "important government work"

Mind you, he's already helped take out many of the weak and vulnerable already, so, at lease we'd only be left with the fit and strong people to conscript.

Having said that, we could prevent the next war by locking Bojo and Queen Nicola in a lift and seeing which one stayed alive.

You really think he'd admit it if there was a problem
In fairness if you worked for Boris, wouldn't you deserve a holiday

He is working hard at his desk according to all the sacrificial ministers he is sending out which must be the title of the painting he is working on.

Read the post again Chis, I said "by the time he admitted" - in other words, he wouldn't.
He might blame Labour defence cuts in a previous administration.

Should we mention the scathing report into his handling of the pandemic, not locking down soon enough and killing 1000's of aged Tory voters ?

Yep read it again and it's still the same, if you believe he would not have admitted it then simply say that, not too difficult surely.
You just have done, maybe you just didn't realise it.

Sorry squire, I just thought that you must have mis read it, no worries.