I think the new powers awarded to the government to lock down whole areas by cutting them off, shutting amenities and stopping public transport. I guess those that wondered what a police state is like may get a chance to find out if their area falls fowl of the new laws.

If the chickens stick to the social distancing rules they should be fine,if not, they're clucked.

You had better hope that you do not live in an area that contains a factory or you may find yourself locked in with police road blocks

Social distancing could be over completely by christmas.

Fantastic news! Well done Boris

No poultry factories near me,but there is a KFC if that counts.

I think that's gone well over his head Ian.

Sent you a PM

Who specified a chicken factory, I believe the one in Ossett made beds And for clarity KFC is a food outlet they may cook chickens but do not kill them on site.

Yes well done Boris for the 60,000 excess deaths.