Joined: Mar 05 2005 Posts: 4013 Location: 2.5 hrs North of Newcastle. 8 hrs South of Brisbane
One morning a little old lady wanders into a local fishmongers and asked for a piece of cod, the Fishmonger said I'm sorry Madam we are out of cod till tomorrow come back then , ok said the lady and goes on her way. Around lunchtime she comes back in and the Fishmonger says what can I get you Madam, I'd like a nice piece of cod please, sorry Madam as I've already said we won't have any in till tomorrow come back then. ok she says and wanders off. Later in the day at closing time she comes in again and the Fishmonger rolls his eyes and asks exasperatedly what would like Madam. I'd like a nice piece of cod please. How do you spell cod madam? c o d she replied, no it isn't it's spelled c o f d said the Fishmonger. She thinks about it for a minute and then says there is no f in cod! The Fishmonger replied that's what I've been trying to tell you!
The phrase politically correct is in itself politcally incorrect so should be rephrased politically stupid!
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Statistically speaking you have a better chance of getting dead the older you get!
Thank god only when you find a religion that passes the truth test!
Wife walks into the kitchen and says to her husband,didn't you hear me just fall down the stairs? He says no sorry love I thought it was the start of Eastenders.
Car breaks down in a country lane outside a small cottage. As the driver is leaning over under the bonnet a young lady appears out of the cottage. She says 'would you like a screwdriver' to which he replies 'That's very nice of you but I haven't really got time I must get this car fixed.
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