Has been very quiet of late! Despite him banging on about marketing i sort of miss his contributions. Have I missed something? Has he been abducted by aliens? Has he moved to Wakefield? The public needs to know.

He's on a sabatical planting flowers on various roundabouts across the globe

Good to hear he's taking on the climate change battle then.

He will be back at some point in a different guise.

As per his post above you mean?

Given your track record of telling fibs, I'm have some serious self doubts at present