le penguin wrote:Meanwhile just 3 points between between charlie caroli and FevGrinder for the honour of being the best away fan. Dear old Bongser is a way off, but should be happy with his forthcoming night out at the Fighting Cock followed by a Cozi jalfresi
Thanks for that pat on the head
, Pingu
. As it happens Bongser has not been in the FC since his student days though he imagines that The Arzoo curry emporium (wherein, on the production of an NUS card, one could buy a “Chapati Butty” (four chunks of curried chicken in raita wrapped in flat bread) for just 50p!) has long gone. Late & lamented, alas.
charlie caroli wrote:As for Bongser, I’m sure he thought he was safe, Leigh going 40 -0 up after 30 minutes , but it wasn’t to be,and it will be interesting to see him consume the Headgear.lol.
As it happens, Charles (good evening how are you?), Bongser was not feeling confident at 40-0 as Fev were already racking up the points – though he was starting to relax a little it must be admitted.
He is not looking forward to the charity event but imagines that it will be less of an ordeal than playing 50 minutes of rufty-tufty RL with a ruptured testicle. Tea cosies off to Jack Hughes – that took some balls, errrrmm!
Bongser’s predictions are woeful (as pointed out), but he predicts that The Centurions will not meet The Bulls again this season and that we will meet again next season (anyone thinking of Vera Lynn should get into their socks). We’ll have the jolly then. Bongser has (upon the advice of a Mancunian barmaid) suddenly become a Vegan (were the Vegan’s in Star Trek?) so “B&B Bongser can’t have any wool”. He has been researching materials that, whilst still unpalatable, will not kill him if ingested.
Meatloaf once sang the mysterious lyrics, “I would do anything for love but I won’t do that!”
Bongser would do anything for charity but he wouldn’t put the second eff in snuf it!
Favourite charity? Christies Hospital, Manchester (bought five more Christmases for my Dad (first person on serious stuff) when, three months before the first one of those he was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told that he probably wouldn’t see that one).
However, Bongser has chosen a charity that both clubs might relate to – Rosey McNally’s “Two Hips, One Knee” appeal. Chalmers was very compassionate in releasing Greg from his contract, but Rosey’s problem is a helluva stinker for a young couple (with kids) to face. Whatsoever club Greg is playing for, he always leaves it all on the midden.
PLEASE watch a space when the time arrives.
