Nice one. I am sure that I will look at the portrait of my dear late partner, who died giving birth to our child, that I have on my left shoulder when I am older and think "That looks stupid" Did you ever stop to think that some people get tattoos for different reasons before making such a sweeping statement?

Hard to keep a goldfish still out of water

Like this?

Ignoring the piercing (lol) do they even look that bad?

Yeah but he's only 26

Those glasses are horrible.