London:

Sadiq Adebiyi
7. William Barthau
20. Michael Channing
9. James Cunningham
5. Kieran Dixon
18. Ben Evans
33. Lewis Foster
12. Matt Garside
23. Matt Gee
11. Daniel Harrison
10. Mark Ioane
1. Elliot Kear
17. Mark Offerdahl
13. Jay Pitts
4. Adrian Purtell
16. Junior Roqica
6. Jarrod Sammut
24. Alex Walker
2. Rhys Williams

Adebiyi is number 28 btw.

Are Hellewell and Pewhairangi injured?

Translation: Ross & James are out of sticky plasters and Savlon.





Injured "against Bradford's defeat to Sheffield". Erm... No sorry I can't help with that one.

My favourite bit is 'both are out of medical equipment are following through the rehabilitation procedure'. WHAT???

I'm convinced that the website is being written by someone who can't speak English, or at the very least doesn't have English as their first language. I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't using a site such as Fivrr to get someone (most probably from India or Singapore) to write the website for five quid a time.

It's actually gone beyond embarrassing now

It is. Why not link up with Bradford Uni and get some students to do it for free.

Unbelievable isn't it. It makes no sense. It really is like they've got an Eastern European in who's only been in the country 6 months and picked up a basic understanding of the language. Although I'm led to believe it's actually a graduate that they have (in Media, Journalism or something similar). If that is true, the standards of his University are clearly far too low.

I'm beginning to like the press releases, it's kind of like a teatime teaser where you have to decipher the code. If Oakes has been taking care of the players treatment, could that explain why they're taking longer to heal? Perhaps we should hire a proper physio?

Pewhairangi yes, no news on Hellewell.
Both huge misses for us, along with Bienek, who has been smashing everyone in his way of late.

Hope I'm wrong but I fear a narrow defeat.

22-18 to you lot!

I can definitely see the hallmark of Google Translate in there.

Everything's there, though not necessarily in the same context or right order. At the end of the day it only needs a bit of proof reading, for god's sake, it's far from difficult.

Best idea yet! Surely will go a long way to helping if anyone doing a journalism degree