I was finally forced to watch 50 Shades of Grey at the weekend, in preparation for a trip to see the new one; and what a gaping anus of a film it was. Turgid, misogynistic, appallingly acted, and about as erotic as a kick in the balls with a muddy welly. A genuinely dreadful 1/10.

Sully - Great film based on the true story 2009 Miracle of Hudson. Goes into a lot more depth to what happened and the aftermath of the crash.

PS - Tom Hanks is his usual brilliant self so definitely worth a watch.

9/10.

The Great Wall

Went hoping for a beautifully filmed historical saga about chins fighting Hans or mongols.

Instead got crouching tiger hidden dragon crossed with aliens.

A good action film but not what I hoped for. 6/10

Arrival!

big pile of steaming dog turd

avoid

You should have read my comments two pages back!1
Don't believe th ehh-even it was poor

Dr Strange - if the makers were attempting to turn a subversive, trippy, alternative comic into a glib, sub par version of Inception, they did very well. This film is awful - really awful. 2/10

Lol just read it. I only posted because I hit this page by mistake lol

Totally gash. Watched with a friend and had to ask if they got it and they didn't either

Kong. Skull island

A decent update of a cross between the land that time forgot and apocalypse now.

Kids loved it.

Decent enjoyable fun 7/10

Hidden figures

Based on the true story of black women maths experts who were discriminated against but played a key part in the American race to space.

Good film , humour , politics and well acted although the plot seemed a bit far fetched to me.

Well worth watching.

7.5/10

The viceroy's house.

Based on the story of Indias journey to independence and how the split between Pakistan and India was promoted by Britain ( Churchill) as a way to weaken the two countries and to thwart any possible Russian interference in the area.

Only led to 1 million people being killed.

Interesting story and if you can get past Gillian Anderson's tilted head well worth seeing.
Sad happy funny angry all the emotions get pulled out. 8/10