FLAT STANLEY wrote:Not even NASA can provide an authentic Working Satellite, i always knew you couldn't.

As your good luck would have it, one of the working satellites, and not even a NASA one, the International Space Station, will be passing overhead in full view all the next week. Any ISS prediction program or app will forewarn you of the precise times and path at your location, and all you need is a reasonably clear sky.
The brightest imminent pass will be next Wednesday, but you can see it every evening, even tonight low in the South for a short distance.
Here is a chart showing what you'll see, (next Wednesday) with rise, peak and disappearance times. The main stars are clearly mapped and I've pointed a red arrow at the spot where the ISS will cross into the Earth's shadow and rapidly fade out of view.

Enjoy! And then try to make up some ludicrous alternative explanation.