lefty goldblatt wrote:I've booked my seat.
It's a Next Garda, in brown leather.
To the left of it, will be a bottle of Cimarosa Australian Shiraz, and a selection of cheeses (blue stilton, St Agur, Danish Blue and Mature Cheddar) with Jacob's crackers.
Unfortunately, it will be accompanied by annoying sports commentators, but hey-ho (oh for a red button, crowd noise only, option)
Come on, Wire.
on my left, there will be a few nicely chilled bottles of Moretti.
On my right, will be my 2 year old daughter waving the remote control around shouting "NO DADDY.. PEPPA PIG"
"Peppa's dead baby... Peppa's dead"