Spilled more down me tie than tha can sup Baz

I once fell foul of the Alex bar strippers, went home after a Salford game a few years since smelling of baby oil, it seemed funny at the time but was hard to explain away.

Yep been there and walked out of the bar with baby oil in my jeans ... Twice !! Once bitten twice shy ?

mate, you mean you have spilled more down your tie that I have paid for

Feels like being on doctor who stepping back in time, but if you will endulge me, i remember as a kid out shopping with my mam and walking up a snicket to a side door in criterian thet was near where the entrance to the ridings is down kirkgate.

I remember the Criterian. We lived up the next snicket "Bakers Yard". All those slums got levelled early 60's and we got moved to the posh houses up Lupset.

They moved em out of Lupset when Bazzo moved there as well

Tha gunna cop fo one

Does anyone remember the bridge Inn down Kirgate It's now got Halford on the land. It was just before the bridge and the landlord was Donald whitiker It was my first ever pint on a Saturday morning I was still at school the 4th year and it was full of kids from school. Donald knew the pub was to be demolished and didn't care , he must have been about 65 then. The juke box was brilliant . Started later to venture in on a Thursday after school but had to take our ties off.

I went in a couple of times whist still at school but never bothered once legally old enough.