ninearches wrote:Who knows, a new strength, fitness & conditioning coach in John Clarke may breathe new life into Wheeler's career.
A couple of thousand years ago, a fella called Jesus was reported to have raised a geezer called Lazarus from the dead.
Last week, Uncle Tony went to bed in his best P&B jim-jams. Before he turned the light out, he closed his hands together, and said "Dear Jesus. Please do your best, and grant us that Wheeler will play 3 consecutive games without picking up an injury"
The lightbulb dimmed, and the curtains billowed, and a gentle voice said "You're avin a larf, mate. Lazarus was one thing, but this bloke? Nahhh, mate. You're stuck wiv I'm"