Don't the beeb show both semi finals?

Traditionally but I can;t seem them showing a game on a Friday night so assume it's sly

Don't know why you're even interested, you'll be watching Leeds on the telly any way.

Like Thursday just gone.
Remind us how that one went?

The link quoted shows bbc2 for the Friday game. The RFL website says 31st July-1st August also.

Have you any idea how boring you are?

If we both win (big if) then I hope we swerve you in the semi.

The way the season is panning out I'd want KR in the final, what better way to put the never win at Wembley hoodoo to bed. I would fancy our chances against KR.

Not really, it's not for me to judge. The lads down the pub have said " you're a bit of a card", so I'd guess based on a small amount of evidence not very boring. How boring are you by the way ? If everyone walks out of the Skyrack on Sunday when you walk in I guess we'll know the answer.

Will you be big enough to come on and use that big mouth to eat some humble pie should you lose the CC game?

I remember lots of Whinos giving it the big one in 2005, you were probably one of them.

You didn't look that good last night, I fancy our chances.

Amended for accuracy.