As a rich aristo he's used to having his wicked way with the staff below stairs.

My voluntary work in the developing world will come in useful in the lower leagues.

Workington had one with W***n last season. Think Whitehaven had one with Saints.

And just when you think you've escaped Sooper Dooper League......................

Wash your mouth out with all this talk of SDL - we've been cleansed!

Well Charlie welcomes you guys ,im a Leigh fan ,also a performer at the Blackpool Tower Circus , so you will all be welcome to the Summer Bash in May , anyway I will post my thoughts on here from time to time , you may not agree with them , but just my opinions .Charlie knows .

"Dave" should immediately convene an emergency meeting of the Cobra committee - it appears there are now clowns outside the Red Hall quarantine zone

Not 100% on that NR, IIRC the proper Charlie was actually called Cairoli, not Caroli, so our Charlie may well be an imposter and therefore not a clown at all. Of course, I know that, due to the checks and balances and general robust controls which exist in cyberspace that would be impossible on the internet, but despite that, I just like to keep these conspiracy theories moving..

Nice to have a real clown on, instead of the usual ones from Wakefield.

Real clown:

Qué?