Get South Yorkshire Police on the job.

We'll soon find that Jack the Ripper never existed at all

On the topic, if anyone is visiting London or lives there and hasn't done it already then make sure you do the Jack The Ripper tour that starts at Tower Bridge tube station. One of the best "tourist" things you can do in London.

Or we'll find out that Jack urinated on, then pinched money from the pockets of his victims?

I did it a while ago with the amazing Jack the Ripper author Donald Rumbelow, I even got to talk to the extremely knowledgable ripperologist in person! Highly recommended to anyone with just an ounce of curiosity about Jack

He's the fella who advised on From Hell right? If so I had the same guide. He was also flogging his book. My mate had no interest until he mentioned some of the pictures were pretty graphic. He ended up with a signed copy.... some people...