Post subject: Re: Malaysia Airlines place vanishes.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:37 pm
Chris28
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JerryChicken wrote:Kay Burley (is she STILL out there?) should concentrate on checking the manifest for the in-flight meals which were loaded that night - any increase in raw pilchards and herrings would be a dead giveaway.
Looks like Kay will be staying out there for a while yet.
Post subject: Re: Malaysia Airlines place vanishes.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:43 pm
Stand-Offish
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JerryChicken wrote:Kay Burley (is she STILL out there?) should concentrate on checking the manifest for the in-flight meals which were loaded that night - any increase in raw pilchards and herrings would be a dead giveaway.
Squid and krill apparently for our Antarctic, fiendish, flippered friends.
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Post subject: Re: Malaysia Airlines place vanishes.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:17 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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Joined: Feb 17 2002 Posts: 28357 Location: MACS0647-JD
shinymcshine wrote:I suspect the real cause will be surprisingly mundane,...
Maybe, but until we know, could you give a for instance of a surprisingly mundane explanation, which fits those facts that are so far known, that could make the latest passenger jet vanish?
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Post subject: Re: Malaysia Airlines place vanishes.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:30 pm
JerryChicken
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:Maybe, but until we know, could you give a for instance of a surprisingly mundane explanation, which fits those facts that are so far known, that could make the latest passenger jet vanish?
Yes I can give one.
There is a Gary Larson cartoon that shows someone sat in a plane with a window seat and right next to him is a large lever on the wall with two settings, "Wings Fall Off" and "Wings Stay On" and the bloke just can't help himself from touching the lever ...
I know I'm the same if ever they sit me next to an emergency exit, in fact I deliberately ask to be seated somewhere else now, "You mean if I pull here, twist and then push the hatch it will let me walk on the wings ?"
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Post subject: Re: Malaysia Airlines place vanishes.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:30 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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Joined: Feb 17 2002 Posts: 28357 Location: MACS0647-JD
Quote:"Malaysia Airlines deeply regrets that we have to assume beyond any reasonable doubt that MH370 has been lost and that none of those on board survived... we must now accept all evidence suggests the plane went down in the Southern Indian Ocean."
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Post subject: Re: Malaysia Airlines place vanishes.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:01 pm
DHM
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JerryChicken wrote:Yes I can give one.
I know I'm the same if ever they sit me next to an emergency exit, in fact I deliberately ask to be seated somewhere else now, "You mean if I pull here, twist and then push the hatch it will let me walk on the wings ?"
You can't open the doors in flight, air pressure etc.
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