I'm just going down the pub.

Give me a shout if it's looking critical.

I'll fook the Stella off and bash straight into some nice malts.

You just did it

excellent, does that mean i dont have to possibly have my spleen removed in the new year!!



i ll drink to that.

Bloody Martians coming here taking our jobs and claiming housing benefit. If only we could leave the EU.

Edited for accuracy

Just woke up with a tremendous hangover.

Thought I better go for it but everything is still as it was.

Best get down the bookies and knock about until that pub door opens at 11.