I'm blaming Broad for going to get his nails done yesterday, then a shampoo and set this morning.

I knew England were in trouble as soon as everyone started talking about a 10 nil white wash. England don't wear the favourites tag very well.

England in all sorts of trouble at tea. 11/2, trailing by 54.

It's been quite a turnaround since midday

If it's a combination of his previous shoulder injury as well as the knock he got while batting that's kept him from bowling, then he shouldn't have been picked.

Unless Finn and Broad both bowl brilliantly in the second innings, I think either Bresnan or Onions stand a good chance of playing in the second test. Think Onions would've done well if he'd played this match.

There is no way that the last wicket should do what they did against a sensible side.
Utterly pathetic.
Sack the bloody juggler.

And onother thing, Erasmus fooking die in shame.

Says on the back of the ticket that I don't need to do owt.

We don't like technology over here. Post't bugger back.

Pietersen looks in the mood here. Some lovely shots down the ground.

Carrier pigeon?

Jinxed him