Stevo?

Could be "up the jumper time" and be decided by a "one pointer".

The forwards have to "lay a platform", "they have to do something different" like "a little chip over the top."

The coach will be getting the message out if were not performing well saying "hey, come on".

the beast is coming....

Fancy a game of Stevo Bingo?

I'll raise your "lay a platform" with "a bit of a schamozzle".

You'll whoop us we complete dog turd at the minute. You play like you can you will get 40 at the very least

watch for the blindside switch!....

i don't care if we go for the one pointer to win the game,i just want to see us turn up with the attitude that any super league team can beat another on their day and so we must give 100%

not, oh it's only cas they're rubbish so we'll take it easy and we should be ok.

Theres a bit of claret, T-R-Y, but did he get it down, he wont be happy with that, poor defence

Full House anyone?

[insert coaches name] will be furious (after a crap kick, knock on or penalty)