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Post subject: Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #6
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:16 am
tugglesf78
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Kosh wrote:I love Eddie Mair.
He is superb as the smiling assassin. He is masterful at gently steering his guests into places that they don't want to go.
Did anyone hear his interview with the Argie ambassador to Britain last week?
What's the rumpus, Tom?
Pemps wrote:I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala".
Wigan Peer wrote:I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...
MattyB wrote:you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm To keep her from the howlin' winds.
Post subject: Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #6
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:25 am
cod'ead
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tugglesf78 wrote:He is superb as the smiling assassin. He is masterful at gently steering his guests into places that they don't want to go.
Did anyone hear his interview with the Argie ambassador to Britain last week?
Before entering broadcasting Mair was a barrister, I think his training shows
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
Post subject: Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #6
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:55 am
JerryChicken
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Boris was softened up and settled into his chair by a few easy questions that allowed the bumbling loveable Boris side to reply and win some more votes - then he got kicked in the balls and squirmed around for the rest of the interview, "Are you sure your viewers want to hear this ?"
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Post subject: Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #6
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:18 am
tugglesf78
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I cant find the interview with the Argie (it was on PM last week)
To paraphrase he got her to describe the Falklands in all its beauty and its significance to Argentina. She prattled on like all good Argies do, giving it the big'un about the "malivinas"
His last question was along the lines of "If we were to hand over sovereignty of the island................would you live there?"
The resounding silence, followed by muttered "erm's" and "um's" were chuckletastic.
What's the rumpus, Tom?
Pemps wrote:I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala".
Wigan Peer wrote:I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...
MattyB wrote:you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm To keep her from the howlin' winds.
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
Pemps wrote:I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala".
Wigan Peer wrote:I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...
MattyB wrote:you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm To keep her from the howlin' winds.
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