Post subject: Re: Bands/Artists that you hate with a passion!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:44 pm
vastman
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bren2k wrote:I find myself less able to become exercised about music I don't like any more, as the modern output of watered down, manufactured, auto-tuned dribble is, in the vast majority, just hateful.
I do quite enjoy my heretical distaste for The Beatles - as Vasty alludes to, the sentimental Scouse industry that has grown up around them is crashingly dull and has created a mythology that in my view, isn't justified.
I also like to dislike Muse; they are a classic example of how a collection of excellent musicians does not necessarily equate to a good band. Dull, pseudo-intellectual, self-indulgent and sanitised - it's not for me, I'm out.
Finally, I can summon up a passionate dislike for Williams; smug, strutting and unable to play an instrument, sing or write a song, he has the singular talent of believing his own hype.
Is Williams even an artist or just a fairground Norman Wisdom impersonator.
His churlish behaviour to the nice but dull Gary Barlow is especially nauseating. Gary is not my cup of tea but what talent exists in the Take That orbit is clearly his.
Post subject: Re: Bands/Artists that you hate with a passion!
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:28 pm
Durham Giant
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Im am glad this thread was about bands people hate which allows everyone to just vent their prejudices rather than bands you like where you would all have been trying to be crawling up each others backsides with pseudo intellectual bullshit.
Hating the beatles because they took the limelight away from The stones is hilarious.
The rolling stones are resposnible for that. If they had all died in a plane crash about 1980 they would have had a great music legacy and would have been regarded as a great band.
At least the Beatles had the good sense to break up before they become a laughing stock and a parody of a rock band and not release shoite for 3 decades.
As for not liking REM because they are miserable and not mentioning the Smiths or Morrisey at the same time is laughable.
REM were a great band and spoke to a lot of people at the time. Any band who can make people think that The one I love is a love song deserve respect.
Personally i hate any UK bands trying to be some sort of american gangstas , Garage and crooners like Jamie Cullum , Michael Buble and their copycat from the X factor
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Post subject: Re: Bands/Artists that you hate with a passion!
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:08 pm
Son of Les
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Why I hate The Beatles with a passion. A short essay by Scooter Nik.
Musical history revisionism isn't a new thing. Apparently Elvis invented Rock and Roll, despite his early material being covers of earlier hits by black artists. What he actually did was to popularise a music that most of the American record buying public (ie white college kids) wouldn't otherwise have come across, the charts being populated with Perry Como, Frank Sinatra and similar bland swing acts. Fair play to him there, he released a beast that is still chewing up the musical world 60 years on (He's dead though, get over it).
Move forward to the sixties, and you have a young group starting out. They start as every young group does, covering other people's material. The difference here is that although they're covering black artists, in much the way Elvis did, these acts are by this point well known amongst the young music fan of the day (Motown was a 'known', although not very important at this point, label). They took those songs, reworked them in a way that took any real passion out of them, and unleashed them on the unknowing British record buying masses (as opposed to 'music fan'), allying it to a cute and cuddly public image. The first boy band in short. The Beatles 'invented' the British beat sound - by washing US R&B to the point where it was a pale copy of the originals. At the same time, other British bands - noteably The Stones, The Animals, Manfred Mann - were covering the same material in a more authentic, and thus less palatteable manner . Compare The Stones and The Beatles versions of Barratt Strong's 'Money' for a fine example of this. But the lovable scouse moptops were credited with somehow inventing a 'new' sound. By p1shing the originals out.
Now let's move on to the mid 60s. The Beatles have continued to thrive, living high on the back of bland pop songs and a massive fan base, largely fuelled by media photos of them arriving wherever they went to screaming hordes of largely prepubescent females (Hi there Bay City Rollers and Take That, are you taking notes?) and the odd 'witty' soundbite from the 'rebel' in the band, Lennon. The Beatles discover harder drugs, and a new sound coming out of the US. Jumping on the bandwagon, they appropriate this sound too, to the extent they are now often credited with inventing psychadelia, despite it having been kicking around in the US for a couple of years earlier!
Finally the band implodes. They play a famous gig on top of their property and call it a day.
This wonderful band fragments. McCartney vanishes off doing rather twee child-level songs (despite his proclaimed song writing genius), Lennon (Ever the master manipulator of the media) stays in bed with Yoko, declaring 'Give Peace A Chance' as if it is some hugely radical idea that no one has ever thought of before, despite people having marched against the bomb since the late 50s. Harrison comes off the best ironically, having saved his material/been sidelined by Lennon/McCartney throughout The Beatles carreer. Starr? Well... he was a drummer. Enough said.
And this is why I consider The Beatles the most overhyped band of all time.
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Post subject: Re: Bands/Artists that you hate with a passion!
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:18 pm
Durham Giant
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Why I hate all musicians with a passion. A short essay by Durham Giant.
The world was full of birds and animals and wondrous sounds of nature.
Stone age man copied the sounds and invented instruments to recreate that sound even though it could be done better naturally by wildlife.
Then those men and women took over and made loads of money from it and the animals and birds were marginalised.
Music is about lots of things and means different things to different people. To suggest that in some way some musician is more authentic than someone else is ridiculous as eventually every generation or artist is influenced by what has gone before it.
I would argue that Folk music is more authentic than every band you have mentioned it is what happens. Chill out and get over it
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