Bewetter over Sarah Taylor... Mystifying.

Doesn't get any better, does it?

Might help if the ECB picked their strongest team for every tour, rather than pratting around "resting" people who only work one day out of three anyway.

Challenging total this time, setting India 258 to win. Good knock from young master Root. Another shocking decision to unseat Cook - way outside leg.

Been playing the Dernbach drinking game this winter - a pint for every over that goes for more than six runs.

Doctors reckon I might have cirrhosis of the liver.

He's bowled India into the box seat

Fact of the day. Dirtbag is the least economical bowler in ODI history (minimum 1000 balls). 6.28.

I'd like to say I'm shocked by that.

Saj Mahmood 'only' goes for 5.85

Now that does shock me.

He must have played most of his ODIs against Bangladesh or suchlike.