To be fair to kirkstaller, I myself have heard the voice of God. It was whilst I was suffering from a mild case of man flu. The same reassuring voice said to me, "It's okay young child, you will be healed of your flu shortly. Don't worry this won't hurt a bit, I will fix it". Next thing I know the lover died and the BBC are suing him for molestation.

Oh and he was wearing a tracksuit with pink shades for those interested but when I closed my eyes I swear it was the voice of Morgan Freeman.......then again Bruce Almighty was showing in the BBC green room :/

To be fair, if I hear a voice in my head telling me it's God, then it must be. As a rational person, I can obviously discount the possibility that I am having some form of hallucination, and despite the fact that it's just a disembodied noise in my head, clearly I can be certain it's not Satan, for example, because Satan wouldn't fib to me. No, a voice in my head is definitive proof that it is from a real person, and is in fact god. How much more proof do you want?

It would be hilarious if God 'visited' him wearing a black hooded cape with a scythe in hand shouting "YOUR NEXT".

Just to confirm we have proof that Jesus existed?

I still never tire of Kirkstaller.

Part of me still thinks he's doing a very subtle wind up job though, but I'm happy to play along with it.

Yes, he died and now he lives on via his chosen medium of toast.

Its why so many churches are located next to bakeries.

Jesus definatly exists.....I swear I saw his face in my spaghetti hoops the other day.

That's what i think, a subtle WUM, funny thread though.

Poe's law, innit.

When you see him in spaghetti hoops it looks like he's wearing spectacles, he isn't though.