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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:59 pm 
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:What is odd about this is that, in an earlier delusion, kirkstaller told us that he personally met Jesus Christ. Not god the father but JC. Now I understand how the brain often fools people into thinking they hear voices in their heads, but personal meetings are something else. Maybe someone could ask k. to detail that meeting. I would, but he never answers my questions. I'd be interested in Jesus' appearance and attire for starters.


I have met Jesus. This occurred shortly after my conversion and was very much real.

He was dressed as he is described in scripture - a carpenter, a man of modest means; Jewish in ethnicity.

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 Post subject: Re: Paul Wood's family values
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:00 pm 
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:What is odd about this is that, in an earlier delusion, kirkstaller told us that he personally met Jesus Christ. Not god the father but JC. Now I understand how the brain often fools people into thinking they hear voices in their heads, but personal meetings are something else. Maybe someone could ask k. to detail that meeting. I would, but he never answers my questions. I'd be interested in Jesus' appearance and attire for starters.

We did a couple of pages back.






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Next time you pop to the pub with JC can you get an autograph for me? I reckon that'd go for a bomb on eBay.

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Stand-Offish wrote:
Rock God X wrote:You are? But it's nearly always nonsense.

I can read, I know what kirkstaller believes.
This is a rapidly evolving thread.
It's not everyday that I encounter someone that claims God has spoken to them, or should that be unto them?
So being of a scientific nature you can understand my curiosity.
Are you with me?
Probing is what is required ... no don't go there!

Probing is a complete waste of time. Ridicule is all that is deserved by a person who claims to have personally met both God and Jesus. That or medical intervention.






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 Post subject: Re: Paul Wood's family values
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:13 pm 
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kirkstaller wrote:
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:What is odd about this is that, in an earlier delusion, kirkstaller told us that he personally met Jesus Christ. Not god the father but JC. Now I understand how the brain often fools people into thinking they hear voices in their heads, but personal meetings are something else. Maybe someone could ask k. to detail that meeting. I would, but he never answers my questions. I'd be interested in Jesus' appearance and attire for starters.


I have met Jesus. This occurred shortly after my conversion and was very much real.

He was dressed as he is described in scripture - a carpenter, a man of modest means; Jewish in ethnicity.


Not Palestinian, then? How do you know he's a carpenter? Does he appear with a Black and Decker cordless drill?






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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:What is odd about this is that, in an earlier delusion, kirkstaller told us that he personally met Jesus Christ. Not god the father but JC. Now I understand how the brain often fools people into thinking they hear voices in their heads, but personal meetings are something else. Maybe someone could ask k. to detail that meeting. I would, but he never answers my questions. I'd be interested in Jesus' appearance and attire for starters.


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Bleeding obvious, innit?






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Rock God X wrote:Not Palestinian, then? How do you know he's a carpenter? Does he appear with a Black and Decker cordless drill?


You say Palestinian (this is not an unusual provocation) but Palestine didn't even exist until way after the Resurrection. He is the Jewish Messiah, which is why he was Jewish.

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kirkstaller wrote:I have met Jesus. This occurred shortly after my conversion and was very much real.


Where, and at what time of day? Did he knock or ring the doorbell? Or did you meet at say McDonalds?

kirkstaller wrote:He was dressed as he is described in scripture - a carpenter, a man of modest means; Jewish in ethnicity.

How do you know he was "Jewish in ethnicity"?

How did the conversation go?






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kirkstaller wrote:You say Palestinian (this is not an unusual provocation) but Palestine didn't even exist until way after the Resurrection. He is the Jewish Messiah, which is why he was Jewish.


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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:Where, and at what time of day? Did he knock or ring the doorbell? Or did you meet at say McDonalds?


You have no genuine interest in anything I have to say. You are here to snipe, mock and abuse.

Get thee behind me, Satan.


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