I believe this is the feature trip in next Saturday's travel section in the Independent. Glorious.

No my mate drives, course ill chip in with abit of peccy money.

Is it 6pm kick off then?

Mmm - you don't know my wife !!

I missed my gran's 80th birthday meal to go to Istanbul for the 2005 European Cup Final

My mate missed his sister's wedding (yes, that's right, his sister's wedding) to go to Dinamo Kiev away.

I'm sure you can miss a meal and just turn up for party time later to go to the HJ for a couple of hours first.

How much is that going to cost!!

Kick-off is at 6pm.

Really looking forward to it, don't know why but have a feeling it's going to be a classic.

Kick off is 6pm.

For that kind of "peccy money" you will obviously be sat on the back of a Honda C70....don't forget your beachball

I wouldn't worry too much about Lord Tony Smith's day out. He said on here he had a Liverpool season ticket once despite the fact he has PM'd me and another user more than once asking how to get Liverpool tickets because he'd love to go but doesn't know how to.

For some reason he likes to pretend he goes to football matches even though he doesn't.

For the record I could definitely get a ticket in the Liverpool end for Saturday but I'm going to Wire instead because it's the cheaper of the two options. Thanks for reading. xx