Joined: May 25 2002 Posts: 37704 Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
God may have a sense of humourt after all, although German god-botherers don't appear to share it. They're up in arms about this:
For those who don't read the German language, it says: "Hey you, I fsked your mum"
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
Joined: May 10 2002 Posts: 47951 Location: Die Metropole
kirkstaller wrote:Now wasn't that much more dignified than having a doctor murder him?
RIP Tony
Hypocrite.
According you you, unless he's done the old born again thing, and believes exactly what you do – which is unlikely – he'll be starting an eternity in hell now.
"You are working for Satan." Kirkstaller
"Dare to know!" Immanuel Kant
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" Elbert Hubbard
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde
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Mintball wrote:Hypocrite.
According you you, unless he's done the old born again thing, and believes exactly what you do – which is unlikely – he'll be starting an eternity in hell now.
I don't know anything at all about Tony's religious beliefs. It would be unwise, not to mention rude, to speculate.
Joined: Feb 25 2009 Posts: 3971 Location: The Barton Arms
The anguish on Tony's face when his request was denied, is an image that will haunt me for a long time.
For the courts to put a man through the trauma of starving himself to death is a disgrace.
I hope the poor sod can rest in peace now.
What's the rumpus, Tom?
Pemps wrote:I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala".
Wigan Peer wrote:I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...
MattyB wrote:you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm To keep her from the howlin' winds.
Joined: May 25 2002 Posts: 37704 Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
kirkstaller wrote:I don't know anything at all about Tony's religious beliefs. It would be unwise, not to mention rude, to speculate.
Tony?
Did your god put you on first name terms with him?
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
Joined: Feb 25 2009 Posts: 3971 Location: The Barton Arms
kirkstaller wrote:I don't know anything at all about Tony's religious beliefs. It would be unwise, not to mention rude, to speculate.
You sanctimonious, pompous and vile little rotter.
What's the rumpus, Tom?
Pemps wrote:I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala".
Wigan Peer wrote:I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...
MattyB wrote:you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm To keep her from the howlin' winds.
Joined: Feb 25 2009 Posts: 3971 Location: The Barton Arms
kirkstaller wrote::?:
Sorry it was in reference to all your previous posts on this thread, not just the one i quoted.
I have always been quite ambivalent regarding Christianity. Reading your words on here has led me down that path of sheer contempt.
You rotter
What's the rumpus, Tom?
Pemps wrote:I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala".
Wigan Peer wrote:I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...
MattyB wrote:you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm To keep her from the howlin' winds.
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