No, not that hotel

I was meaning more the expansion of Otley to include Bramhope.

Perhaps we could have a game of "If Yorkshire were a country...."?

I'll start:

If Yorkshire were a country it would be a failed state.

If Yorkshire were a country, then Dally & the Daily Mail could be banned from it. Sounds good enough to me.

Medal table:

If ?

I'll offer another:

If Yorkshire were a country, it's flag would be a brown cross on a brown background.

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FAIL.

We already have a flag, a white rose on a white background, not as daft as it sounds, and we fly it from public buildings on Yorkshire Day.


I'll give you one though...

If Yorkshire were a country it would be a secret country with signs on the A1 just after Lincolnshire stating "Do not stop your vehicle until you reach Teeside", we don't want interlopers from down south coming here and ruining it for those of us lucky enough to be born here.

So the Yorkshire Tourist Board is wasting it's time then?

No it does vital work, diverting people to all kinds of nice places outside Yorkshire.