Ferocious Aardvark wrote:Except, any amount of cash apart from trivial sums is no longer acceptable, nobody will take it off you, for fear of being labelled a money launderer. You'd have it in yer barrow - but couldn't spend it!
It would have to be in brand new ten pound notes, I'd probably need a bigger barrow, so that when examining all 100,000 of them as I buy my million pound house in cash, the bank clerk and/or police fraud squad wouldn't be able to detect any drug contamination or any evidence at all that anyone had ever touched this money previously - I'm prepared to wait if they want to examine the money.
What would be even more fun would be to smear ink on your face and hands as you go to pay cash for the house and then as they are counting it ask them to be careful with certain bundles as they may still be a bit wet.