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Rooster Booster wrote:Sacha Baron Cohen is not allowed on telly
That would be a better position
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WIZEB wrote:Don't be forgetting the carp...Them dastardly Eastern Europeans have eaten all the carp!
A few years back was talking to a recently arrived Pole (a plumber!) who'd been pulled by a bailiff for not having a fishing licence. Anyway, when it got to the bit where the penny finally dropped that the licence allows you to fish, but then you have to put them back, well, he just couldn't get his head around that at all.
I mean - why would you? What's the point?
I think it was several months before he grudgingly accepted that it probably wasn't a wind-up, although he still scratches his head. Proof for a Pole that the English really are quite mad.
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Joined: May 25 2002 Posts: 37704 Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:A few years back was talking to a recently arrived Pole (a plumber!) who'd been pulled by a bailiff for not having a fishing licence. Anyway, when it got to the bit where the penny finally dropped that the licence allows you to fish, but then you have to put them back, well, he just couldn't get his head around that at all.
I mean - why would you? What's the point?
I think it was several months before he grudgingly accepted that it probably wasn't a wind-up, although he still scratches his head. Proof for a Pole that the English really are quite mad.
It's not just him who thinks they are barmy, I do too.
Although I enjoy my fishing, I have absolutely no interest in catching fish for "fun" or "sport" or however some want to dress it up. If I can't eat it or use it for bait to catch something that I can eat, then I ain't interested in trying to catch it. My attitude sometimes upsets the catch & release brigade but I much prefer:
It's the only way
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
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Mintball wrote:Ditto that.
I must disagree. The site of him as Bruno, descending from the air to rub his ball sack in Eminem's face is the stuff TV was invented for. That and Snoop Dog being attacked by Emu on the Word.
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DHM wrote:I must disagree. The site of him as Bruno, descending from the air to rub his ball sack in Eminem's face is the stuff TV was invented for. That and Snoop Dog being attacked by Emu on the Word.
He's also the same 'comic' who decided that it would be funny as all hell to 'interview' a Palestinian and then, in the final film, label them a terrorist. Or perhaps that was just to help Mossad?
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